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Here’s a place you can leave random comments about stuff that you feel isn’t particularly related to the News. Maybe you just want to say hi. Maybe you want to critique a piece of my work. Maybe you want to ask me where I live and come and bring me cookies. Whatever. Stick it in the box down below.

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Incidentally, if you’d like to find out more, and you think maybe you can mix it with the highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of what I – with typical humility – like to refer to as the Me Forum, then you should go to the Angry (Feet) Forum page

Zac Fox on Friday, 31 July 2009

im a huge comedy fan, but ive never EVER felt compelled to write to any comics. But you, my man, are something else. all round talented performer!!

Brian on Friday, 31 July 2009

Hey Tim. I just wanted you to no that u changed my life. you are god. I have ordered ur dvd but i have to wait a week its killing me. thank you for the great song keep them coming. :)

Willow Marsden on Friday, 31 July 2009

Hello! I'm going to be cheeky and ask everyone here to help me by signing this petition. It is to get better support for students with hidden disabilities like Asperger's Syndrome and Autism. I myself have Asperger's and I'm 17, so I know how little help you get at school. Please sign it and tell everyone you know to sign it! Tim, if you read this, pretty please with sugar on top could you sign it too? Can't wait to see you at Sheffield later this year!!! :) :) Thank you in advance to anyone who signs. Here's the link: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ASD-In-Schools/ Love from Willow

Sister Of Kiwi on Friday, 31 July 2009

i love your work, why else would i be leaving a comment. i'm not very good at leaving funny coments or being funny in general so i guess this message will disappoint. but i thought i should leave you a comment saying i'm going to your show in dunfermline in scotland. and so is my sister. she isn't 6 foot 4 but she is a kiwi (nickname from way back) and since she's only 14 i was wondering is it actually possible for her to come to the show? i've bought the tickets but we'd rather know now if she can go rather than have her little heart broken on the 9th of october. i don't expect an answer but if you don't ask you'll never know. thanks for your time and sorry for the massive comment. = )

Lotieeeeeee on Friday, 31 July 2009

Timmmm :) i cant get your bloomin' songs out of my head! Cant wait to see you in October with david! although you probably wont ready this but...meh. WE LOVE YOU ! mas <3 xxx

sophie on Friday, 31 July 2009

Heya your like one of my most fave commedians apart from the mighy boosh and stuff but your at the top :)

Jenny T on Friday, 31 July 2009

When i die i'm going to come back as a piano...hours of ivory tickling by The Minchin...almost worth doing my self in right now. (Smirk, Smirk)

Alex on Friday, 31 July 2009

HEY TIM! Me and my friend Rosie think your the best thing to happen to BT I think you really got your message across. anyway, which Salford gig would you recommend second or third?

Jess on Friday, 31 July 2009

Tim, me and my friends love you!! We are coming to see you in York can not wait!! you are awesome and we love all your songs :) xx

Liza (wickedlibrarian) on Friday, 31 July 2009

46 days until I see you in Buxton. The countdown begins! (Well it began at 50, I'm just slow on letting you know about it.) x

Angel Cakes Clare on Thursday, 30 July 2009

We were in Melbourne 2005 for the comedy festival and went to see Steven Wright. We were soooooooo skint but I saw your stand up show recently and thought I recognised you from Melbourne 05. Wish we had enough cash to see you back then but I guess you hear that all the time from the "I saw him first!!" wannabe's. Well, I love you Timminchin and would really love to see your live shows in Scotch Land in October but we'll be in Oz... Keep doin what you do n we keep loving you and your chemically straightened haired, crazy eyed stage persona

Zoe on Thursday, 30 July 2009

Ohh My God! I love Tim! lol i think he's great! brilliant songwriter aswell! :) x

Maya on Thursday, 30 July 2009

I want to bring you cookies.... And milk. Ha. Ha. Aha. Ahaha.

Beth on Thursday, 30 July 2009

hey tim, just wanted to say that you fucking rock! love you!! and my fave thingy is the angry (feet) poem <-- i can't stop laughing!!! p.s my lil bro says hi =)

Jazzpirate on Thursday, 30 July 2009

Tim, you are about the most incredibe thing in comedy I have ever seen. The perfect mixture of comedy, reason, virtuosity and musicality! I was just curious, is there any way you might ever come to germany? ^^ I don't dare to hope, and I don't suppose you're popular over here, but who knows, munich has nice little jazz-clubs ;-)

kayleigh horner on Thursday, 30 July 2009

hey tim i love your workso much it makes me happy wen im down and ur (very very hot) lol i love you xxxx

Lou on Thursday, 30 July 2009

Hey there Mr Minchin - as a fellow ginger, I just wanted to say hi. Loving your work and very excited to see you in Edinburgh in October. Pop round t the flat beforehand for some cookies or gingerbread if you like, I'm only round the corner form the Usher Hall! All hail Tim Minchin!!

Mia on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Wow. I got Introdueced to you by a friend, acually, it was Tim. :). I'm a huge fan Bill Bailey and when you came along, your younger, sexier, funnier, better voice, your basically his son. I love everyone of your songs, and i especially like the poems, most of all 'Angry (Feet)'. I've learnt it. thats not mad is it?, no, its not like i want to have a lock of your hair. (I already do, :)). I really hope to see you live, your on the list of who i must see. i dont play an instrument, i cant, but i love Philosophy, so that basically the same thing right?. I love you. Your the best, all the best. xxx

spoonhuntress on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Lots of Love from Germany :) Mister Minchin is so f**king Rock!

Samantha B on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Hello, thought I would let you know that today, when I answered the door and the man standing in the rain said "hi, im from BT, about your broadband" i cracked up. I being the only "cool" one in our household am the only one who has ever seen your work, so whilst I was collapsed in a fit of giggles on the stairs I was getting a lot of funny looks off everyone else. Thats what you do Tim. You make me laugh. Thank-you. Can't wait till I see you live in September at the Lowry Centre in Manchester. I will be the one in the stalls shouting "Marry me Tim!" Have a good day. xx

Tim on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Safe Tim i love music (especially piano...i do play) and i love comedy...so when u came along....u blew my mind dude i'd love 2 come n c one of ur shows i'll hav 2 try and get tickets :D keep up the good work can't wait 2 hear some new songs (my favourite at the moment is some people have it worse than i) all the best a fellow tim :)

emily on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

My boyfreind has now booked up for us to see him in norwich :D cant wait XD so exited.! i love tim minchin ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Michael M - The Guy With Lots Of Free Time. on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Unhealthily obsessed by your music sir, unsure if I am happy or upset about the fact rock 'n' roll nerd seems to describe me as well as it does you ... and I'm only seventeen! Should I be worried? Either way heading over to Glasgow, despite essentially living in Dunfermline, to see you on my Birthday (Oct 11th Yeah?) I excited as a pleasantly plump person who finds a lift next to the stairs. Hope your enjoying touring and although this may sound like a joke I am seriously looking to buy a piano but I would gladly accept yours as a gift. Keep up the good work!

Anna on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

just booked to see you in Northampton, so excited can't wait, you are as funny as hell and your piano playing is out of this world - roll on Oct

Vicky on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

i've decided to bring some cookies to the manchester show on the 1st... if you would like a cookie or two just wave and ask... during or after show haha it's up to you, i'm sat up in box 1... you wont miss me i'll be the one behaving hysterically with excitment while my dad tries to calm me down... if you would like a cookie, email me first so i can make them haha... good luck!

Paul on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Watched So Fuckign Rock and LOVED IT. We were in hysterics. Got to go see you live!

Carey :) on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Glasgow baby!!!!!!! Tim, you're a legend!! Cannot WAIT!! :) xxxxx

Richard on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Hi Tim, What's the greatest distance any of your fans has travelled for one of your shows? My daughter will fly from Phoenix Arizona to Sydney, then drive to Canberra for your December 2009 show. All in one day! She likes your stuff! (I will be the fat old bloke sitting next to her, wetting my pants, hopefully from laughter)

Manx-Michelle on Wednesday, 29 July 2009

I miss being a crazy fan. I need to stop doing normal things and start practising again before Hammersmith, or I might be mistaken for someone normal. I'll have to find my angry feeter shirt too. See you there! xx

Hannah de Ville and Tasha O'Leary on Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Hey, TIM :) We're huge fans and we're seeing you in October at the Apollo in London, we can't wait!! We had seen you on buzzcocks and various other things, but never really knew what you were about, until we watched you on E4 and found you fucking hilarious! We then watched you on youtube and found you even more fucking hilarious. Since then we went and bought tickets :). We were also wondering how we could get hold of your "Rock n Roll nerd" DVD because it seems to be only coming out in Australia. Also on a more serious note we share the same views as you on pretty much everything, e.g. homeopathy medicine and religion ...Anyway we can't wait to see you, we are coming on the Saturday, row S, come say hello, give us a wave and a wink, we're both girls with hair and we're sixteen. So you won’t miss us :) WE LOVE YOU. PS. We live in north London, where do you live??? We want to bring you Ginger (don't mean to offend) cookies :D

Jenny T on Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Tim, Could you please provide some soft cushions for me to sit on while i hide next to your shed in the back garden...i jest of course (i bring my own) ;-) Seriously, just thought i'd take 5 minutes out of my oh so busy schedule to say Hi. I know you've been wondering how i'm doing...i'm fine, kids are good, the mitsubishi handles like a dream and BT are on their way out to fix the broadband so all is going well. By the way, am loving your work fella, am booked to see your f**king f*nny muso musings at The Lowry, Salford on Sept 2nd...(good luck with finding a decent Deli there!)Keep 'em coming dude. All hail the Minchin!

Diana Brookman on Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Tim - you are well and truly a bloody LEGEND!! I'm coming to see you in London in October this year but thought i'd catch a preview of you on E4, well i recorded the show and have watched it about 5 times already. I love the canvas bag song and think your work is amazing! You are so fuckin' rock!! :o)

Stacey on Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Your amazing, im utterly obsessed!! After seeing 'So Live' on E4 the other day i fell in love with you!! Your an actual genius!

Francesca on Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Please Please Please come to Jersey and do a show!! I saw you on E4 and am now converting the entire population to worship the genius that is Tim Minchin!! Lol :o) I had sky-plussed it so we watched it whilst exceedingly drunk at about six in the morning....my neighbours were a bit annoyed at the hysterical laughter - until I made them watch you too!! Now we're all spreading the word!!

Riku on Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Hey, I wanted to ask something but your Angry (Feet) Question thread says it's closed, or is that to put off people like me, haha. It's not that important but for now I'll just say I really loved watching your So Fucking Rock Live DVD. I shall go before I come off like a crazy fangirl. I hope you get a chance to read this. comgratulations for the best comedy performer title! hope you are ok. love you Riku

Mary Sheridan on Tuesday, 28 July 2009

I was in the front row Sunday at the Iveagh Gardens and really enjoyed it. Looking forward to catching you in Vicar Street in September.

Joey on Monday, 27 July 2009

Hi there you are fantastic on the piano your voice is amasing, I want too see you live :D

Hazzaroman on Monday, 27 July 2009

I am going to watch you in St Albans on the front row I cannot wait I have litirally every song youve ever wrote on my ipod and know all of them I wish I could play piano as good as you and I shall be shouting encoure at the end of your show no matter what as I love you drew on me TIM ROCKS LIFE WOOP WOOP

Jayne on Monday, 27 July 2009

Tim, I just want to say thank you. I saw your stuff on E4 for the first time this week. Luckily I Sky Plus'd it so have been able to watch it repeatedly!! Thank you for giving me the best laugh I have had in ages - you are by far the best talent out there. Long may it continue. Hope to see your show in Bristol. Angry(feet) is my absolute favourite!! Jayne xxx

Jade on Monday, 27 July 2009

Tim! I think you saved my life this morning. There is a song which my husband and brother love to torment me with called Banana Phone, for the simple reason that it gets stuck in my head for days on end. This morning was day 3 of "ring ring ring Banana Phone." I thought it was probably going to be the end, my ears would start bleeding or my brain would start hemoraging. Then like an angel of mercy a regular customer at the coffee shop I work at (who had just returned from a trip to see his family in Perth actually) came in bringing me a copy of your So Rock DVD... So Rock is currently stuck in my head (in the good way) and I think I will make a T Shirt which says "So Rock Killed the Banana Phone in my head." Thank you sir, you have done me an invaluable service!

EJ on Monday, 27 July 2009

Saw you for the first time the other night. Totally f**cking awsome!!!! You are so talented, your family must be so proud of you and what you have achieved. Long may it continue, hopefully coming to see you in Oxford or Perth

Dibzy-Time on Monday, 27 July 2009

Watched you the other night on e4. Never seen or heard of you before but I tell you something, Im defo gunna come and see you in september/october time. Your a pucca sight to see mate just like your country!1

The Red Witch on Monday, 27 July 2009

Congratulations on The Helpmann Award for Best Comedy Performer. Way Hey!!!!! *does muppet arms*

Er!n on Monday, 27 July 2009

Coming to See You In Canberra Hopefully !!!!!!!

Jordan on Monday, 27 July 2009

Hmmmmm...How do I write a witty and articulate comment that sounds somewhat unique and not a cliche'd sorta Ego boost....hmmmmmmm... Fuckit Tim Minchin,you're coming to Dublin,of course when the schools start again. What a way to look out for a fellow Rock n Roll Nerd :( alas I suppose I shall forgive you as you make me laff an awful lot :) also so does your wife and her sinister humor :L much loveage Jordii x p.s: I concur with the others when they say you are extremely sexy :P

Jenny on Monday, 27 July 2009

I was reading the comments to see if anyone had said something insane enough so that'd I'd be able to say 'Your hair is so damn sexy it makes me want to lick your face!' but no one has... ah well I said it anyway in a roundabout sort of way. Oh, and my friend says he'd go gay for you... apparently you have a new stalker....

-kate* on Sunday, 26 July 2009

TIM IS SEXY. p.s. hi, (:

Dov on Sunday, 26 July 2009

Tim, you're amazing. Amazing singer, pianist and all-round guy. Oh and you are gorgeous.. (my friends think I'm weird for that ... Then again, I am 15...) x Keep it up. :]

Clare Webb on Sunday, 26 July 2009

"Purple shoes!!! ... A conspiracy of shoes! It'll be on the tape..." You are SO f**kin' rock dude! My fiance and I LOVE you! Do you do weddings??? Haha. Hopefully see you at Salford Quays! Clare & Josh xxx

Emily on Sunday, 26 July 2009

bonsoirrr, "Maybe you want to ask me where I live and come and bring me cookies." I would happily do that ^-^ I actually love ALL your songs, poems, everything.. although i don't want to come across as a crazy/schizophrenic/psycho fan :D Also, congratulations on the recent baby you have created! (: hopefully seeing you in october, good ol’ Bornemouth :D can’t wait!! I’ll be the one crying with excitement… ^-^ xxx xx,<3

Kelly Arnold on Sunday, 26 July 2009

I am coming to see you in October at the Apollo & just wanted to say that my friends & I all think you are a insane & yet a genius. Utterly brilliant :)

Amanda on Sunday, 26 July 2009

Hey :) I saw your show on E4 the other night.. Never laughed so hard - was in tears :) Aaannd!! You're coming to Belfast.. Yippee - cannot wait :) xx

Eric Jazz Maverick on Sunday, 26 July 2009

Awesome work, the hippies of Derbyshire (there are about 4 of us and 1 probably won't make it) are looking forward to seeing you in September.

Brandon & Holly on Sunday, 26 July 2009

We <3 you muchly, bloody brillo-pads. "Inflatable you", "Ten foot cock" and "Angry". We want your contact lens! Hehe Seeing you in October!! Very excited. Kisses :P

Paul on Sunday, 26 July 2009

I must say it is quite fascinating what you can do, well fricken done.

AdamB on Sunday, 26 July 2009

your an ace pianist and comedian and im going to come see you at leeds festival ha, play donnie darko there please

Lindsey on Saturday, 25 July 2009

Hello, Tim. I am a huge fan. Your music is very entertaining and quite comical. I think you make some very excellent points in many of them, but you make them in a way that is amazingly clever. I really wish you would come to the United States. I would absolutely love to see you live. Oh and I must say that my favorite songs so far are The Song for Phil Daoust, Rock&Roll Nerd, Storm, and The Good Book. My dad loves Dark Side. I wish you the best of luck with life, and thank you for giving me a good laugh on several different occasions.

Bubi on Saturday, 25 July 2009

watching you on you tube and the live show on e4 had me and my dad in stitches which ended up in singing the palastinian peace anthem with my m8s as we were walking down the street from teh pub. you are a legend! you need to kep us informed of glasgow shows! MUCHOS LOVOS XXXX

Vicky on Saturday, 25 July 2009

wow, the fact that people can empathize with your lyrics, whether it's 'if you open your head too much and your brain will fall out', or 'taboo', people can use your lyrics to help their own lives, i was going to come and watch you in warrington in september but i cant get any money to book a ticket... darn! and i was wondering whether you would please send me an autograph because i wont be able to see you live until next year... it would be incredible to see you in person, but thats not going to happen hehe, anyway, cut it short, keep up the excellent work and come back up to the north west of england soon!!! ^.^ x

Chris H on Saturday, 25 July 2009

Tim you are fantastic, i love your work, have your dvds and albums, and even series 1 of mark watson...lazy edit...better because your on it! please keep coming to bristol because its an utter joy watching your work, thank you soooo much!!! hope you, sarah, vi and little caspar are all wonderful, keep up the AMAZING WORK!!! =D =D

Qwerty102 on Saturday, 25 July 2009

Thank you thank you thank you for coming to Dublin to let me see you! Can't wait for tonight and to see you again in September (and Hammersmith in October!)

Peter on Saturday, 25 July 2009

I'm very jealous of your ability to write songs that incorporate complex vocabulary. I try, but fail, and cliché wins through. You're a great pianist and songwriter and kudos all round. It's very hard not to sound sycophantic here! Keep it up.

Kai on Saturday, 25 July 2009

Tim. I think you are amazing. Keep up the good work and don't stop writing. You have a talent that far surpasses other comedians.

Helen on Saturday, 25 July 2009

Hallo!! I don't normaly leave comments on things like this but just wanted to leave a comment to say Thanks loads for doing what you do, I've been going through a really hard year and just listening to your work make's me so happy, I'm a fan of a lot of comedians but I feel your work is extremely unique, it's clever as well as funny, I look forward to seeing you in Newcastle city hall. It would be nice to hear a lot of new material from you but I also look forward to hearing your older songs so I can sing along. Good luck with your new tour. xxx

Sam on Saturday, 25 July 2009

Hi Tim, I think it's great that your show on E4 was a big hit in England, I first saw you being very serious in the gilded balloon 2005 singing Hallelujah and your voice blew me away. You are so talented and they lyrics you write are inspired (and all true in a round-a-bout way). I'm a little jealous you are getting more mainstream now as you were my guilty pleasure. Please never stop, much love xx

Hannah on Saturday, 25 July 2009

In a weird way, I think your gorgeous!! And your hilarious. I love "having a quiet poo in an alley way" and your also amazing at singing,

Alexander on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hey I've had your song "10 Foot cock and a few hundred virgins" stuck in my head foor a while and have been singing it all day... Where do you get thes ideas?

Farrah on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hey! If you ever come to North Carolina in the States and I get the chance to go to the show, I'll bring you cookies... Since I don't think I'm capable of swimming to the UK, at least not with cookies. =p I love your music, comedy or without. You're just lovely <3

Dovile on Friday, 24 July 2009

I laughed so hard I cried... Damn you. You're hilarious, my favourite comedian by far! Keep up the amazing work :]

Fuzzz on Friday, 24 July 2009

Rather impressed by you, glad I booked my tickets to see you in Aberdeen. Slightly worried about the apparent lack of understanding of the English language by post of the people posting on here though....

Kirstie on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hi. Could you PLEASE come to Luton, England on tour? I'm crazy about your stuff and I desperately want to see you live, but every time you've come near enough to where I live for me to go, I always get there just in time for you to be sold out. It's depressing, but I still love you. Never stop what you're doing, even if I never do see you live. I hope you get the best out of life, 'cos you deserve it just for many so many people happy. You are my porn. Love always, K xx

corinna on Friday, 24 July 2009

hi,omg amazin iz just 1 of the words, i watched yr show yesterday on E4 for the frist time i laught so much my mum had to tell me to shut up lol so so wish that i could see u live but my mum says i have to be 16 nd with an adult befor i go to see any1 live =[ that suck OOO nd yr songs are THE best!gona tell all my friends about u ino they will love u 2 =]hope u are ok........ooO id bake u some cookes but i carnt get to were u live lol jk lv ya =D xxxx

Bethan on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hi! I watched your show last night for the first time, and I thought you were the funniest comedian I've seen :D I really want to go to your show in swansea! Hope I can! I love your songs. I wonder where you get the inspiration for them! Haha Love Bethan, Swansea

Abigail on Friday, 24 July 2009

watched you last night on E4 you were brill i have never seen you b4 or heard of you but you had me laughing the hole way through. I hope to see you live one day.Do you think you would ever come to spain? i live in spain but i am from england so if not i will travel to england to see you preform. can't wait to see you live one day. thanks for the laughs. xxx Abigail. P.S. I love the eyes. really really blue.

Sqwizal on Friday, 24 July 2009

My friend kept telling me to watch u on e4 so i did & damn! he was right ur 1 of the best comedians out there!!!! go tim!!!!

Katy on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hi Tim, I Watched You On e4 Last Night And I Thought You Were Bril! Amazing Voice Brilliant Piano Player And A Comedy Genius Amazing your My Favorite Comedian Of All Time :) Hope To Hear A Lot More Of Your Songs And More Of Your Stand Up Legond!!!

Jodie on Friday, 24 July 2009

Heyy. Watched your show on E4 last night and I just wanted to say you have an amazing voice, awesome piano skillz and your a comedy genius ^_^ I have been introduced to the world or Tim Minchin and now I'm hooked. xx

Rihanna jasmine on Friday, 24 July 2009

Wow i love your eyes :) they stand out so much! and i thought the E4 show last night was awsome.. were do you come up with some of those lyrics.. and i love how u can play the piano! its soo hypnotic and ur voice is wonderful. keep up the funny-ness dude :) ! cant wait to watch u at the appolo xx

Elora on Friday, 24 July 2009

id like to start with saying how CLEVER you are! Your lyrics are so funny and whitty. I saw you on never mind the buzzcocks a while ago and wonderd when your stand up would be on the telly and there you where thursday night ! i laughed so much my tummy hurt ! id also like to say you do your makeup very well ! im a big fan, and im looking foward to your next dvd ! x♥

Jordan on Friday, 24 July 2009

You sir, are what we call in the business, a genius. Waited ages to see your show on E4, i knew i'd love you the minute i heard "You grew on me.. like a tumour". Pure genius!

Siobhan O'Sullivan on Friday, 24 July 2009

Cracking!!! I was knackered for work today becasue I stayed up last night to watch you on E4, but it was well worth it :D Good Times (the boss wasn't that pleased with me though but who cares) LEGEND!! :D

simone white on Friday, 24 July 2009

heyy tim !! just watched your live show on E4 wow your so talented on the piano !!! can you do an autograph for me ? you are my idol of all time :) love simone white xxx p.s good luck on your upcoming dates x

ROB from IRELAND on Friday, 24 July 2009

All the leaves are brown...the sky is grey...i went for a walk... on a winters day....! Pissed down, got f%#king soaked (its fucking...ha)

Bucka666 on Friday, 24 July 2009

Saw you last night on e4 you are a genius coming to see u live at the Buxton opera house and can not wait

Trevor Smith on Friday, 24 July 2009

So, I'm sitting there watching 'Buzzcocks' and thinking, "Apart from Jupitus, I don't know any of the other people on this show". Wait for the credits, Tim Minchin, "Who he?". Surf the channels looking for a good film and, stone me, Mr Minchin is on E4 too. "Must be popular" I muse. Watched the show and thought, "This bloke really is something different and surreal. Well, maybe not that different if you consider Bill Bailey, but nevertheless I like his style". Today, though, the little bastard has got a lot to answer for. Not only did I have a late night, which was also short due to my bladder dictating how much sleep I could get because I'd tried to fill my body with wine, but I've spent several hours watching YouTube when I should have been painting the outside of my house... AND, the git has cost me money! I've just bought two tickets to his show in Northampton on October 27th - there'll be hell to pay Timothy if you do an Inverness on me! I suppose there'll be further costs involved in buying DVDs, CDs and a bloody T-Shirt for the wife - who thinks you're rather cute! (She's always had a dubious ability for character assessing - after all, she married me!). It's started raining, so I can't paint the outside of the house now - you're really starting to get on my tits with your time-wasting antics, Minchin. By the way, did you write "Rock 'n' Roll Nerd" for me? I've got loads of songs and poems that no-one's ever going to hear or read (unless you want to contact me and I'll share them with you - if you ever get stuck for material that is. Somehow, that seems bloody unlikely!). Anyway, when you're playing Northampton, give me a shout from the stage; I'll be the bald, 58 years and 4 month old, geezer toward the back of the stalls... I've got to go and find a quiet corner now.

Hollie Perry on Friday, 24 July 2009

Mr Minchin, i like you so much it makes my eyes bleed and my tongue go green, it's terrible, sometimes the pain is utterly unbearable to the point of taking my own life, and maybe others along the way. It's all worth it though! Aaaaaahhhh yes, it is. Hollie, Shropshireeee

Marc on Friday, 24 July 2009

*uc*ing brilliant! ;o)

Robyn on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hi Tim I resonantly watched one of your live shows it was very good. I would just like to say I love what you can do with your voice it amazes me, because I find it really difficult to change my voice when I'm sing e.g go from high pitch to low pitch with out going to medium pitch if that makes any sense at all. Also I really like one of your songs I think it is called "Not Perfect" it kind of makes me think I should change the way I think about life because Im what you might call an Emo.

Haylee Stockman on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hey Tim, Love you work......PURPLE SHOES!!!.....SPECIAL SHOES!!! Lol had me laughing from the start. You're amazing! Keep going, I'll come see you Live one day. :) >.< ^.^

Mia Terzich on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hey Tim! You naughty devil you!!! I was supposed to be doing an assignment for my MA degree last night, but made the (fortunate) mistake of turning on E4 and was hooked to your show from the start! Ah well... nevermind. I'll fail my degree, but at least I'll do it while laughing my arse off to your songs and anecdotes! Ruddy amazing stuff dude! Hope to catch you in York or Manchester. Oh, your wife sounds hilarious too and congrats on the 'digital camera'!

Steve Stedman on Friday, 24 July 2009

Heya Tim. I watched u on E4 too and gotta say i reallly enjoyed it. Ur F**kin awsome :P. Keep it up man. btw, best piano player iv heared in years, and a Zeppelin fan? x

Evans on Friday, 24 July 2009

Didn't know there are still live Christians in the UK.

Lissy on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hey Tim, watched you on E4, have been a fan for a while, but had never heard the song "you grew on me" before, my fiance and I sat there listened to it and because we are well matched in sense of humour agreed that we would play your song at our wedding! We not only love the idea of being original but when we take that first dance, I want to see the looks on our guests faces, I thought you would appreciate the humour too!

Jemo on Friday, 24 July 2009

I lOvE you tim Minchin. XD sexy.funny.musically talented your brill :)

Jemo.A on Friday, 24 July 2009

Ok I really find you attractive and great,itteligent,witty,dark and my new idol/god if I were legal and your weren't married with two young kids I'd force you to marry me.Love You my Aussie crush xxxxxxxx

Beth on Friday, 24 July 2009

Amazingly talented and funny funny man. Tim is God. Love Beth xxx

Andrea on Friday, 24 July 2009

i saw the E4 show advertised this morning and i thought "no fucking way!" and was sitting in front on the tv at 10.15, patiently waiting for it to come on. i successfully introduced tim's genius to the rest of my family, who couldnt stop laughing. and then i was so unhappy when the show finished that i turned over to E4 +1 and watched it again....:D horray for tim and tony the fish!! youre a genius tim :D love Andrea - the midlands (ish)

amy a on Friday, 24 July 2009

just watched u on e4 n love u more everytime i watch u (mas), im comin 2 c u 4 my bday in october in sheffield cnt wait x x x x

AJ on Friday, 24 July 2009

Outrageous and stunningly brilliant E4 show, thanks!

Karen on Friday, 24 July 2009

Should have gone to bed hours ago - but instead have sat up and watch the program on E4. Haven't stopped laughing. Funny, funny, funny! Have even looked when you are playing Manchester. Excellent news - Lowry on my birthday. Not so excellent news - I already know the babysitter isn't available. Will definitely make it to see you as soon as I can though. Keep up the good work.

Goggs on Friday, 24 July 2009

Wow!

Laurie on Friday, 24 July 2009

Brilliant!!!! Funny, witty arty new... a great fresh appealing look. Your songwriting is modern and catchy. I was so surprized and glad to hear something with a bit of an edge compared to a load of crappy tv and old comedy that we've just all seen too much of.Bit of a downer with your stuff about God being a christian.I'm sorry religion is given such a bad press but enjoyed the rest of your music a lot! Can't wait to see your show in Belfast.Enjoy your tour!

Audigital on Friday, 24 July 2009

Currently watching the show on E4+1 just got back from work and it is so nice to see someone original on UK TV. I was laughing so much a little bit of wee came out! I have never seen my girlfriend laugh so much in my life!!!!

Bren (15) xxxxx on Friday, 24 July 2009

Hey! I just want to say Im a MASSIVE fan! I have loved you for ever so long! And I hope I get your tickets for my birthday haha!! Hope I "bump" into you one day! Your truly talented! And SO F**KING ROCK! (I no * dont make a difference haha!!! Love you soooo much your a true star!!! Much Love! =) xxxx

anne martin on Thursday, 23 July 2009

i am stunned at how good you were tonight. loved the peace seed, might work. hope to you on'telly or better still live. see you're coming to perth. hope that's scotland not australia.

KIRSTY, ROSYTH,FIFE,SCOTLAND on Thursday, 23 July 2009

HEY TIM i have followed your carear for years now never ever able to get to see you due to my disabilities but hey this october in dunfermilne wild horses wont keep me away, my hubby bought me the tickets for my birthday last week i could have hugged him to death i was so happy. so now im counting down the days to seeing you live in person i cannot wait. HAVE A GREAT TOUR BEFORE DURING ANF AFTER DUNFERMLINE,

Lex on Thursday, 23 July 2009

just watched your show on e4 was weird youd just been on NM the buzzcocks n i was like where did this funny guy come from ? how have i not hear of you before it was amazing goin to your manchester for sure bought some of the songs from itunes n was a little gutted... cos theve got a backing band and you with the piano is so raw and powerfull it detracted from it. but its was still F**King Ace...

Liam on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Just watched your Tim Minchin: Live performance on E4 and I couldnt stop laughing. You are brilliant and your comical views on current affairs round off your sketches well. I will definetely be travelling up and down the U.K to see at least 2 or 3 or your shows as its an oppurtunity I cant miss out on, Will see you in Southampton!!

Matt on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Just caught your show on e4 now watching the last half again on +1 you are hilariously funny and an amazing pianist and performer, I haven't laughed so much in ages

Donna Matthews on Thursday, 23 July 2009

hey Tim, i just watched your show on e4 and it was amazing so glad you did angry feet that is one hell of an awesome piece ha ha, was a bit gutted u didn't do the ginger song you did when i came to see you live in Huddersfield. Your such a talented and funny guy and me an a bunch of my mates have already made a pact to come to your next UK show in our area there's a fair few of us so get ya backside back to Yorkshire soon!!!! hope ya little girl n lovely lady are well xx

Luke. T. Cannon on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Hey, I just watched your show in comdey central.. or some comedy channel First time i had genuinely laughed at your jokes then sat in awe are you music in years, as well as the 'controversal' stuff on religion and beliefs. You have gained a fan that is for sure.

Hannah on Thursday, 23 July 2009

You are SO talented, I'm just watching your Tim Minchin : Live performance on E4, & yes you're funny, but MY GOODNESS Your music, oh it's soooo awesome! & I'm sorry, I know, but Your eyes are AMAZING! LOL...Right, now I sound like an out of control fan =S lol But Seriously, your music, omg I'd heard you were a comedian, I didn't realise you're an actual real life musician too! You're voice (When you're not messing about) is SO GOOD! & you play beautifully! I'm not one for watching comedians usually, but I started watching this, just cause I was watching E4 & it came on, but I STAYED watching, cause of the music - AMAZING! Loved the "Peace Anthem" LOL Made me laugh =D Thanks for doing what you do! =D (Oh & come to the dark side more often - We have cookies!!! lol)

Jazzamine (Jasmine) on Thursday, 23 July 2009

No matter how many times I watch your DVD I never get bored of it. You rock and are amazingly funny. Can't wait till I see you live in Brighton :). Been looking forward to it for so long. Will be in the second row. Gonna find something crazy to wear so you will spot us. haha. Keep rocking ^_^

SIMON FROM HULL on Thursday, 23 July 2009

One simple word to describe u lengend..... ur r funny as f**k lol see wat I did there lol well gonna watch the second part of ur show on T.V see u in York be good to meet u in person for a Fosters lol..... Steve Irwin number 1 lol.......

Becky on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Tim! Still loving the work and can't wait to see you in Newcastle in October! However, just thought I should let you know of a mistake in your lyrics in 'If you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out'/'Take my wife'. If you want to know more, you know where to find me ;) teehee x

Sarah Lambert on Thursday, 23 July 2009

i wish my hair did that... and you have such pretty eyes Tim

arthur on Thursday, 23 July 2009

goin 2 c u in dublin nd cant wait. tink ur f**kin hilarious

Alan on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Looked you up on Wikipedia, on your site signing your guestbook, watching your live show on E4, thinking about going to see your live show in vicar street, you're the fuckin centre of attention mate, well mine anyway

Ruby Thomas on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Tim you are a fucking genius. Where do you live? I would be more than happy to come and bring you cookies cake and ice cream. Just the area is enough, then I will leave boxes of cookies around ever corner for you! your voice is beautiful, and you are an excellent musician. Well done you, I hope you really make it big time

Taryn Blair on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Hi, Just watching you on tv I think you're great! I'm from Perth too, my husband reckons you went to Hale school, he's trying to work out why you don't have a particulary Aussie accent - or is that just your stage voice???

Emma aka Honeycomb on Thursday, 23 July 2009

Ooh you're great! And more than a bit gorgeous!! Roll on the Hammersmith gigs!

Laura Lexx on Thursday, 23 July 2009

I really love all the songs but does anyone know how to get hold of a copy of the 'really love boobs' song? Heard it live and can't find it anywhere!

Helen atchison on Thursday, 23 July 2009

hi Tim your my legend and always will be .....

yvonne on Thursday, 23 July 2009

hey there tim, thanks for the advice on speaking to venita about 2012, cant wait its going to be the best day ever. really looking forward to seeing you at the show on the 9th october in dunfermline. hope you'll give me a shout out and i would love to get a quick hand shake before or after the show. going to be watching your so f**king rock show tonight on channel 4 already got the dvd but i think its brill.

Henry on Thursday, 23 July 2009

I'm too young (43) to really know about Tom Lerhar, but your stuff reminds me of his, and of course lots of other sarcastic, post-ironic piano comics, but you do it right, and make it your own. Your poem Storm was recommended on The Atheist Experience, a public access call-in show I watch (on the web since they are in Texas and I'm in California). The poem includes a lot of references to what you are like in real life, and it piqued my curiosity, so I checked you out on Youtube. Brilliant. If you ever tour in Northern California, I'll definitely buy a couple of tickets. (My wife didn't care for If I Didn't Have You, but she loved your hungry hippos bit, so I think she'll come along.)

Heather from Fife on Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Hi Tim!! Cant wait to see you in October in Dunfermline! Keep up the great work! xxx

Helen atchison on Wednesday, 22 July 2009

hi tim i love you more hahaha =;-D

Tammy Reynolds on Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Hi, I was watching the rain through my window and then it suddenly got sunny and all the birds came out of the shelter and were flying in the sky, it reminded me of this song: Comptine d'un autre ete. It's in the film Amelie and I thought you of all people would appreciate it as much as I do. So if you have the time listen to it, its a beautiful peice and it shows how beautiful this world can be.

Beth on Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Tim, you are immense. Not only do i love what you do, i pretty much love you too. Corr, Thursday's gonna be awesome... Well... Unless you fuck it up of course......... But i'm sure you won't. You're the best. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X.

Craig from Perth on Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Can sombody please tell me when Tim moved to the Not so great Britain as im doing a biography on him and i have the year that he moved from the awesome city of PERTH to Melbourne but i cant find a year he moved to england. Keep up the good work and your "Ready for this" show was awesome.

Emma Spencer on Monday, 20 July 2009

ever considered coming to the southern hemisphere?...like say new zealand!! we r seriously deprived of amazing humour like urs...and amazing piano playing too...i know heaps of people would definitely go and see also is there anywhere to get the music for taboo or any other greats?!!!!!

Nick on Monday, 20 July 2009

Tim you are amazing, I've introduced your music to most the people I work with and all my friends. We are all hoping you will grace us with a show over in the US.

Willem on Monday, 20 July 2009

Hope you come to Holland some day. It's right across the Channel from England, if you look closely, you'll see it on the map. Our English is great. Try the Crossing Border festival. Last time I was in GB I bought the So F'in Rock DVD. Me and my friends love it. My friends are all Dutch, too. I think there's an audience for you here, Tim! Best, Willem

Charlotte Elizabeth on Monday, 20 July 2009

Fit fit fit fit fit

Adam on Monday, 20 July 2009

Looking forward to seeing you in September Tim. My friend gave me the youtube link to "storm" a few months back and I was hooked. I then passed your name around like a pretty boy at a federal penitentiary. Your Irish fans grow each day. Keep up the awesome work!

Sally Hurford on Monday, 20 July 2009

Hi Tim. I just burst into tears walking through the Botanical Gardens in Melbourne listening to 'White wine in the sun'. I should clarify that I'm 38 + weeks pregnant expecting my own baby girl any day now, I'm 9'000 miles from home and I'll be having my first family christmas in 8 years this year where we will be handing round our jet lagged infant daughter like a puppy at a primary school. Such a beautiful, poetic song. Keep them coming. Sally

Zack A. on Monday, 20 July 2009

Hey Tim! I was introduced to your work by my buddy and guitarist Cameron. I am a huge fan of comedy and being an aspiring musician I have a tremendous amount of respect for your writing and performing talent. I love watching your work and hope to see you if you decide to come over to the US. (preferable Ohio somewhere near Dayton or Cincinnati) seeing as how traveling overseas is expensive. Wish you all the best with your career. Zack A.

Kat Carroll, Bellingham, WA, USA on Sunday, 19 July 2009

Is there a US/Canada tour in the offing? I think your songs are brilliant and would love to see you perform live and while I'd love to travel, getting to the UK or Australia is quite expensive. I hope your promoters or whoever makes those decisions considers bringing you to the New World soon. Have you considered attending or performing at The Amaz!ng Meeting, hosted by the James Randi Educational Foundation in Las Vegas? It's an annual conference of skeptics that would be right up your alley. We had over 1000 attendees this year. TAM8 will be at the Southpoint Hotel/Casino in July 2010. Hope to see you there!

Jason W... you don't even know... on Saturday, 18 July 2009

Hey come to washington state in america. my friend posted a video of you on facebook and i enjoyed it very much. If you really want cookies that badly email me and i'll bring you some even tho thats a little creeper-ish. Thanks for sharing your talent!

Chris on Saturday, 18 July 2009

Heyy Tim, You Are AMAZING! and im going to try to come as see youu in Manchester but also i would love to see youu do a gig in Llandudno, North Wales at Venue Cymru (if your not too busy that is) ^_^ so, yeahh, me, my family and pretty much all my friends Love youu, ooh yeahh i almost forgot i managed to buy your dvd "So Fucking Rock" wow! i was speachless! ah i love you and your songs too much and i can't get them out of my head :D I Really do hope to see youu soon and i hope youu keep up your outstanding work! ^-^

Clodagh on Saturday, 18 July 2009

oh tim, i really hope i have enough money to see you in dublin this time... to be honest i've been considering alternative ways to make money following my recent fall into the unemployment sector. prostitution sounds good at the moment, yeah... that or avon. or both? oh wow, i could offer "avon and other services" sorted :] i may even have enough left over for a beer!!

Alexio Magic on Friday, 17 July 2009

Tim, you are the best. I am from Spain and its a pitty that you don´t come here and do your show. Actually it would be awesome if you came here but i know its impossible-Most spanish people don´t speak english. Your fan N·1 from Spain

COX!! on Friday, 17 July 2009

You're a beckon of critical thinking, witty observation and just plain talented. Can't wait until you are back on our shores and I can come and see you play. Shine on you crazy diamond!

charlie jackson on Thursday, 16 July 2009

Tim you are true class dude. keep Up the good work or ill have ta train my dog to do stand up comedy!

Jackii on Wednesday, 15 July 2009

(: Tim !! I look forward to seeing you in Stoke-on-Trent on 20th September! Going to be amazing !! (: I absolutely love you! Keep up the excellent work !! (: I love you!! (: x

neena on Wednesday, 15 July 2009

=)

kryshia on Wednesday, 15 July 2009

HAI!!!!!......... you make me laugh.. but then agian i laugh at myself making faces in the mirror.. STILL you are funny to me.. yay

Terje on Saturday, 11 July 2009

ever considered going to norway? i'll come watch! :D

Annie on Saturday, 11 July 2009

I don't normally do this sort of thing so you are very special Tim. Or have just got yourself a new stalker. Either way I'm leaving a comment. I just wanted to say that you are so underated and it is a shame that not many people appreciate your genius. I know that Tim probably won't actually read this comment but still wanted to put it anyway. I discovered you at the Secret Policeman's ball and have been hooked ever since :). Annie. P.S Not Perfect is a masterpiece!!

Cy. on Thursday, 9 July 2009

I saw that your playing in Ireland in October, but I'm...not exactly 16 yet. I'm really bummed I won't be able to go, cos no one else in my family-or friends for that matter- will come with me, and none of them have realized how fucking awesome you are yet, Tim XD Anyway, you're an amazing person. You're so witty and exciting. Not to mention that awesome Aussie accent you have <33 Love, Cy~ (Oh, and congrats on the new kid, by the way. Sorry my congratulations are late XD;)

LynnAlison on Wednesday, 8 July 2009

When are you coming to the US??? We want to be able to see you.

Cailin on Monday, 6 July 2009

I just wanted to say hello, Tim. But everyone here seems to be complimenting you.. so I guess I'll join in too. Peer pressure is crazy these days. I think you are pretty alright, Tim. There. How did I go for a compliment? Love ya. Cailin xx

Deanna on Monday, 6 July 2009

Hi Tim, congratulations to you and Sarah on the new human :)

Emma W. on Sunday, 5 July 2009

Hi Tim :) I have relatively single-handedly introduced my school to the wonders of your music. My cds are getting worn out from all the times they've been uploaded :) Congratulations, of course, and I hope you're all doing well. Now for the requisite begging: Please, please come to the USA. I visit England every year, but you're never there when I am. Specifically, come to Boston, but anywhere in the USA is ok too :) Thanks for being so amazing. Emma W.

Ottilie on Saturday, 4 July 2009

Ahhh TIM! i just heard your wife gave birth to another! congratulations! he's called casper, Right? Awww i hope he and your wife are okey. :) I wish you both luck! X

Sam Holmes on Saturday, 4 July 2009

Your songs Balsa Wood & Glue, Outstanding Woman, My Neighbours Ass and Lament of the Three Toed Sloth part of a new album based around the Seven Deadly Sins? Greed, Lust, Envy and Sloth there… Is this simply coincidental or are you planning on creating Pride, Wrath and Gluttony songs too? Cheers Sam

Eilish on Friday, 3 July 2009

Congratulations! Hope everyone is doing fine. :)

lynne McEwan on Friday, 3 July 2009

Congratulations Tim, Sarah & Violet and "hello" to Caspar. Wishing you all the best! Love LynneX

Sarah on Friday, 3 July 2009

Congrats on the new baby. Hope everyone is doing well.

heidi on Friday, 3 July 2009

Congratulations!!! i hope that you, sarah, vi and little caspar are fine! Ok.Ta.Be ok!

Faye Clark on Friday, 3 July 2009

Have fun with your new child! :) xxx

Linzy on Friday, 3 July 2009

Congratulations on the new sprog! (couldn't resist being the first one to post it on your guestbook...) x

Sam on Friday, 3 July 2009

Hey Tim, love the work Just wanna say thanks and your a huge inspiration for some one like myself, a wanna be comedian, got any advice on performing, any advice on life in general? Can't wait til your back in Perth in December

Tony on Friday, 3 July 2009

Come Back to CANADA! so sad your not at the Just For Laughs Montreal!

Liza (wickedlibrarian) on Thursday, 2 July 2009

Reading through the comments on this website always makes me feel better about myself. :D (Hi Tim!) ~♥

Kristina on Wednesday, 1 July 2009

hey, tim. just want to say you are a freaking legend. i am totally loving your work and think you are an amazing musician. i love your beat poems the best, especially "Storm". hope to see you back in south australia soon, i wont miss it this time. Damn parents! (i was grounded for not cleaning my room enough) ugh! WELL, all the best and hope you have a great time on your UK tour. love Kristina of SA

Justin on Wednesday, 1 July 2009

Tim, I think you are an amazing, clever song writer, and I hope to see plenty more from you. I am a fan for life. Please keep up the excellent work! ^_^

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