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Here’s a place you can leave random comments about stuff that you feel isn’t particularly related to the News. Maybe you just want to say hi. Maybe you want to critique a piece of my work. Maybe you want to ask me where I live and come and bring me cookies. Whatever. Stick it in the box down below.

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Incidentally, if you’d like to find out more, and you think maybe you can mix it with the highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of what I – with typical humility – like to refer to as the Me Forum, then you should go to the Angry (Feet) Forum page

Meagan Gorham on Tuesday, 30 August 2005

After seeing the ::cough::hilarious::cough show at the Gilded Balloon I could hardly wait to seek out the website...thus following my stalker like tendencies (just kidding) If there's ever any sheet music printed off I'll learn the piano just so I can sing myself the songs whenever I damn well please. Congrats Tim, you're tops!!

Stephen O'Donnell on Monday, 29 August 2005

Well I went, I saw, and I got m'canvass bag. Tim was only slightly put off his angst ridden psycho persona stride by an overenthusiastic (not plastic or ecclesiastic) laugher in the crowd. It was funny though. A well earned Perrier Best Newcomer Award means that my friends will soon know why I won't stop humming "Take Your Canvass Bag". It's infectious, and a rallying cry to the masses. Tim, you dag.

John Howard on Monday, 29 August 2005

Ah BUM! I meant John Howard.

John Howard on Monday, 29 August 2005

Good evening, Some people say I should have stuck with playing that Mr Jelly chap but since I've been Prime Minister we've failed to lose the Ashes, spread democracy to some of Iraq's leafier eastern suburbs and now succeeding in exporting a comedic talent to the home of comedic. As an Australian can I say how proud I am? Yes I can, and I'm Prime Minister so no-one can tell me not to except the Queen (and the governor-general if he forgets that I've got the photographs). Love, Howard Jelly

JUNE CLEELAND on Monday, 29 August 2005

I have not seen you as yet but I predict I will in the future. June Cleeland, Psychic Medium, Sydney, Australia

Alisso on Sunday, 28 August 2005

Congratulations, congratulations, CONGRATULATIONS! Just heard about the Perrier Best Newcomer award, and had to come by to say well done! Hope you're having an excellent festival over there and getting heaps more offers now that you've won yet another award. PS: Is this enough encouragement to decide to release the Dark Side dvd? :D

Kevin Beattie on Saturday, 27 August 2005

Just had to say that i saw you on itv and thought you were hilarious. Did not manage to make it to the fringe this year so i am a bit disappointed. Any chance you could come to my local pub, up in Dundee, to do a show, before you make it huge in the uk? I am sure i can arrange some sort of keyboard and sort out free drink for the night. It would make for a legendary story. Keep up the good work.

Stephen O'Donnell on Saturday, 27 August 2005

I'm going to see Tim for the second time tonight, with someone who I just had to drag along to prove how brilliant he is. His show last Friday was stupendous, and basolutely award-worthy. I sat near the front and left, which meant I had a perfect view of his piano skills. I know he is touchy about people referring to his "classically trained" status, but ehy are simply impressed with his undoubted ability. I can see however that he is comfortably able to mix many styles convincingly whilst taking the piss out of them all. I was initially a bit wary of the manic dancing at the start, but was soon a convert as his comedy and music relentlessly beat the living shit out of me. I was powerless to resist. His 1st and 2nd encores were great, in the way they poked fun at the nonsense of the traditional farewell at the end of a show like this. I immediately went out and seriously considered buying a canvas bag (still thinking about it). Fantastic!

shelly mcilroy on Friday, 26 August 2005

this guy is AWWWWWSOME!!!!!!, and very talented!!!

John on Thursday, 25 August 2005

saw you at the edingburgh fringe on saturday night. made me laugh loads. you are a very funny and talented man. looking forward to hearing more from you in the future.

Donkeybag on Wednesday, 24 August 2005

More blogs please tim. And put some bloody photos on your website. You lazy turd.

Jeffrey Dugong, B.A. on Monday, 22 August 2005

Mr Minchin, I understand you are considering taking a part in the upcoming film production of Neal Wurmal's George Bernard Shaw. Is it true you are considering playing a cockney whore? Many kind regards Jeffrey

Renee on Monday, 22 August 2005

“cheveux brules chimquement” … am guessing it mens “horse-like dancing”. Nope. It's a fairly average translation of "chemically burnt hair". Yes kids, if you go to university for three years, you too can be a pretentious twat.

Village Idiot 2 on Monday, 22 August 2005

Hello, loved the show. Kate will probably tell you about us (she signed all our canvas bags!), and I totally want to see it again. Unfortunately I'm not in Edinburgh any more, which makes it...tricky. To say the least.

The Village Idiots on Monday, 22 August 2005

DAMA GOOD! Hey kate...remember us! Yes its the canvas bag lot! We got you to sign it....still didnt get Tim to thpugh! :-( hopefully see you next year!! and where were you...haha...didnt see you at our show! haha

Tizzy on Sunday, 21 August 2005

I want to learn all the words to "Inflatable You" the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

Leeanne on Thursday, 18 August 2005

A decent effort, Sarah, though let down by the lack of rhyme in the final stanza. Keep trying, though! LoL (Lots of Love) Leeanne x

Sarah on Thursday, 18 August 2005

Tim I love you, I really do Tim I love you, You don't smell like shoes. Tim I want your body, it is so sexy Tim I want your body, I want to lick it.

donkeybag on Wednesday, 17 August 2005

didn't know you spoke french, too, tim. are there no limits to your talents? can you pls transate "cheveux brules chimquement" ... am guessing it mens "horse-like dancing".

Andre-Anne Le Blanc on Tuesday, 16 August 2005

Tim, Je l'avoue, je suis fannatique de toi, de ton show, de ton veston noir, de tes verres de contact fake, de tes cheveux brules chimiquement. Je suis fan de tes mains qui bondissent sur les notes, de ta voix tellement belle, et surtout, j'adore la musique qui sort de ton inventive caboche! Voila! Andre-Anne xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Kate on Tuesday, 16 August 2005

As an aussie in edinburgh I must say that you do me proud! I've seen Dark Side 3 times at the festival - just can't get enough. I think you're gorgeous! xx

donkeybag on Monday, 15 August 2005

put some goddam photos on your site, bitch, for those of us unlucky enough to be starting yet another work week in perth (australia). hi ho, hi ho ...

Turbank on Thursday, 11 August 2005

You're a goddam sonofabitch, which is why I yank at the old bejerky whenever I hear you sing and pee my goddam rubber trousers when you speak. Geddit?

jojo on Wednesday, 10 August 2005

rozzy said i could leave a message. best thing that's happened to rozzy and dave for 2 months at least, your AMAZING review. what an unusual way to please the olds. Feeling very proud, again. love jojo

Disturbia_Kiss on Tuesday, 9 August 2005

Thank you for the Free tickets Tim, we had a wonderful night, and we'll make sure the review for The Scotsman is good. x x x

Franklin Lee Fansam on Saturday, 6 August 2005

Hello Timothy and Timothy's friends and Fans an assorted detritus. Hello. I may be a dillettante, but at least I feign to know the shit I feign to know about. I am not jealous or envious so just shut UP. Good luck 'k?

dan on Friday, 5 August 2005

TMBAAA

Michael on Thursday, 4 August 2005

This guy is wicked seen him on, wednesday night in edinburgh, a guy playing a piano aint normally my thing, t he done good, i will recomend this guy, top show !! :)

Natasha on Thursday, 4 August 2005

YOU ROCK

Jono Sumner on Thursday, 4 August 2005

Hey Tim, did you have a look at my short films? If so wat did you think?

Zin on Tuesday, 2 August 2005

Nice website! Good luck in Scotland. Love from Zin and Andy

Nel on Tuesday, 2 August 2005

you're so clever and funny and witty and handsome and gorgeous and wicked and talented. what a clever website.

P. Dante on Tuesday, 2 August 2005

Blogs are for neo-cons and New York hookers seeking a publicity deal.

Stackling on Monday, 1 August 2005

ooo The site is all shiney! *pets it*

Renee on Monday, 1 August 2005

Rosencrantz? As in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead? Or was he simply your favourite Shakespearian character? :D Love your work, see you in Hobart.

Beth on Monday, 1 August 2005

Beth Likes The Website, But Feels That Commenting Both On The Guestbook And The Blog Is Looking Strangely Obsessive. She Should Probably Sleep, As She Has A Lecture At 9.30 Tomorrow. What A Shiny Website. I Think I'll Keep It.

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