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Tim's Hair Twin and the Girly Giggle Machine. on Monday, 31 March 2008
Please come to High Wycombe again. The Girly Giggle Machine will be fleeing to other parts of the country in September and we need a dose of The Minchin before we leave. Alternativly, do a University tour around the UK. York, Surrey, Exeter, Southampton, Harper Adams, Newcastle, Portsmouth, Warwick, UEA, Manchester, High Wycombe, Edinburgh, Leeds. PLEEEEEEASE. Otherwise, more spammage of your website will occur from the Girly Giggle Machine and we'll start using plastic bags and encourage childhood obesity and disowning the Philosophy of Tony. You have been warned.
HiLaRy on Sunday, 30 March 2008
Tis Me again. I lovith u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have turned my friends into you!!!! so now u have more fans!! not that u need anymore... EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon Suy on Sunday, 30 March 2008
You da best tim. hope you are making a new song soon! I'm ten and love your songs I would love if you could publish sheet music for some of your songs. I've taught myself Peace anthem for palisteine and i have a version of canvas bags for piano. I can play some of rock n roll nerd. trade canvas bags for some sheet music for fat children, you grew on me, if you open your mind to much your brain will fall out (take my wife). any of those will do. please????????????????????????????????? you could send it to my email thanks tim!
alena on Sunday, 30 March 2008
you beter be wearing appropriate socks today (i fear i have begun to emulate linzy in her sock-based curiosity) *hugs*
Jono on Sunday, 30 March 2008
hi tim i love all the songs u come up with, i've told everyone at school about u and they think your awsome also. so the reason for my comment is that i was wunndering when your next show in sydney will be cause i have never seen u live and i would realy REALY like to.
Adrian Bradley on Sunday, 30 March 2008
Tim, I saw your NY New World Stages show last night - brilliant (although I'm not sure the Jewish Russian tourists seated around us appreciated as much)! As one of three audience members who laughed-till-I-cried about the archaic method of grain measurement joke, I've told everyone I know they haven't lived until they've seen your show (I will be attending again with my brother next week). By the way, did you know you have a big gay following? Once you've won us over, you know you've made it. Cher, Bette, Barbara, Tim... Love, Gaydrian
cTina Applegate on Saturday, 29 March 2008
I've been enjoying your reviews coming out of New York, especially the one that starts with the 'surgeon general's warning' for asthmatics. So TRUE: Just to be safe I double-dosed my inhaler before the show. Stay well. Work hard. Have fun. Take relaxing breaks.
Kathy Butler on Saturday, 29 March 2008
Chris! Get off the computer and do your homework!
Chris Butler on Friday, 28 March 2008
Hi Tim, i'm 12 and i see my mum just posted, don't listen to her, she's just crazy. (don't tell her that!). Also, can you sign my canvas bag?
Kathy Butler on Friday, 28 March 2008
Dear Tim, You are the sceptical, athiest, thinking woman's sex symbol. (If you had actually kissed Adam Hills you could have been the sceptical (etc) man's sex symbol , too.) When are you coming back to Melb? A photo of you flashes past on the current "come to Melb for the comedy festival" ads on TV, but that is a damned lie!
bob on Thursday, 27 March 2008
daVGHj great site man thanks http://peace.com
Nick on Thursday, 27 March 2008
Hi Tim, how are you? Is it at all possible that you might make an appearance at the Melbourne International Film Festival? Please? :D I like you to, but not in a Linzy way... Nick
Shreena on Thursday, 27 March 2008
Hey Tim, When are you playing in London? :)
claire......sheila grace on Wednesday, 26 March 2008
hello. um i have an imaginary friend, he's a turtle, he can fly his name is timothy, his name just happened to be your name. i only just realised, just then heh. i don't like wearing shoes, but i do, so i have lots of them and have decided to stop buying them. i live in hobart, tasmania and i got out melbourne comedy gala thing because noel feilding was on it and i love the mighty boosh, oh yes i do and i saw your name on the cover and i said, "well that is familiar." and i got it out and now i have canvas bag stuck in my head, but thats all good. please come to hobart. we have very fantastic venues, we have a venue called "the venue" it is fantastic i saw the bedroom philosipher there for the first time. you would like it if you don't like huge places, so um if you don't like huge places don't go to wrest point. anyway come to hobart, we're not that weird and make an all ages gig or something cos i'm almost sixteen. yeah so come to habart and stuff and sorry this message is horribly, awefully long. and sorry about my spelling the back seat in our car is littered with canvas bags. love claire
chrystal on Wednesday, 26 March 2008
hey tim, me and my friend loved your dvd your style is so unique and can't wait till you come back to australia keep me posted on when your coming back to australia. love your work keep it up!!!!!
Linzy on Tuesday, 25 March 2008
I like you... in a friendly way.
Alyssa on Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Phomollient. That is the name of the product I am recommending to help contribute to your insane look. It comes in recyclable bottle, re-fills available, and it is quite fabulous. Apply approximately five pumps to the base of your hair, while hair is drying. I think you will find the results scientifically amazing. Hair spray may still be needed, but you will use less of it and the Earth will like you better because of your reduced unrecyclable waste. :) Also, if you do a US tour you must visit Minneapolis/St. Paul - you will find that it is a very "nice" place. Also, if you visit, please let me know so that I may plan properly.
Troybot on Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Hello Tim, Long time listener, first time commenter. Just wanted to say that you are not just the most entertaining person in the current world of out existence (i assume earth to be the residence of most of your fans) but you are also the source of me starting to learn the piano again, something i had neglected for five years after having played for six. i enjoy not just you wonderfully funny, comic, and satirical work, but also other works i have found and bought. you truly have the touch of the best musician of our time. thanks and never stop playing, for i will always be buying your stuff as long as i live (unless i go deaf, whereby it would seem silly to buy a CD, no matter how good it is) Cheers, Troy
Charlotte on Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Hello, I’ve just realised I’ve never read the faq section of this website, which, yes, I thought was an intriguing enough fact to post. I thought I had scoured every inch of this site during my numerous visits looking for updates over the past few years (ok, that just made me feel old and slightly sad. Also now wondering where my life went) but somehow I didn’t see that. Perhaps I had a traumatic experience involving the letters faq so my brain is blocking them out. Or not. Anyway, what I actually meant to say was, please do a show in Canberra next time you tour Australia on a date when I’m not busy. Or maybe in the uk when I’m there in July. Either way, hopefully I’ll get some stalkerising done sometime in the future. Hehe.
John Pycroft on Tuesday, 25 March 2008
TIM!!!!! ok now that i've got that off my chest, hey Tim, you're awesome, i really love all your music, especially the Adam hillsong and Darkside, you have a real way with words lol :), love it, anyway hope you come touring in Tasmania some time
andrew on Monday, 24 March 2008
where do you live? ill bring you cookies haha you are so fucking rock!
Skully on Sunday, 23 March 2008
You make me laugh even when I'm sad. Thank you!
Liz on Saturday, 22 March 2008
any sheet music available to any of your songs? oh and you are a bloody legend
Buzz on Saturday, 22 March 2008
Just saw the NY show a second time...had to log on and buy me some CDs. Somebody put a man outside his show with some CDs for God's sake. We old people forget things by the time we get home. Soon I will be able to inflict Tim on all my friends and coworkers, driving them insane with my ability to Fuckin' Rock and use Canvas Bags.
Phil on Friday, 21 March 2008
Infidel, I call an jihad upon you for using the name mohammed in vain. Also the word nipple.
Jaxx on Friday, 21 March 2008
Louise, check out Angry-Feet. You'll feel right at home hahaha.
Dianne on Thursday, 20 March 2008
I am just leaving a comment because I can.
Dressed In Black on Thursday, 20 March 2008
Hi Louise, pop on over to the Angry (Feet) Forum, have a bit of a lurk and if you like it you can register... But only if you can mix it with the highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that are already there of course. ;) P.S. They don't mind if you're old. I'm old. :D
Louise on Thursday, 20 March 2008
Hmmm, should I have posted this comment on "Angry feet"? Sorry, I'm old (44)...No offence intended...
Louise on Thursday, 20 March 2008
F**K! just watched your "So Live" DVD. You are F**king awsome with a capital OR. You're my 14 yr old son's embodiment of "GOD". He's got wild red hair, plays piano (mostly by ear, can't really sight read)is required to attend extension classes for all core subjects (lower-end private catholic school which we sold our only daughter for to pay the fees) and has a more than healthy passion for HATING religion...In short, he's a cynical nerd. A Perth, nerd. Do I need to remind you how small Perth is? Tim, I think I have your "immaculately concepted" son. He is now 14 yrs old... Please find/contact us and tell us what to do from here...we're in crisis... P.S. His dad thinks he's his real father, but he's tone deaf, can't play an instrument (not counting air guitar), has no hair and is a plumber. So let's keep this low key, and think about others' feelings when you decide to make your much awaited contact... Much Love Lou & Jesse xx .... and remember "Magic Happens"...especially when the "Goddess is dancing"...
LusyaSmith on Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Keep up the good work
kelsie on Wednesday, 19 March 2008
hullo child i strongly suggest u come play at the zoo because that would be nice. also because zoo almost rhymes with tim in the way that they have the same amount of letters in the word in question. i also dont were shoes either, we can be friends. ***PERTH zoo by the way*** xx smallone
Jaxx on Wednesday, 19 March 2008
I'm tempted to run out of a gig just so I can be chased :) But I'm far too introverted in theatres to do such a thing...
Dressed In Black on Tuesday, 18 March 2008
MAS at Amy's comment. Tim chased after audience members that had the audacity to leave early??? What a dag. (Said in an endearing way.) That would have been worth the admission price alone. :D Sue x
Molly on Tuesday, 18 March 2008
I think you should probably put a FAQ about cookies... Which would be kinda funny... since your site is what has induced these cookie/address related posts. Oh and my friend just wanted to say: OMGZ tim! i fink ur so funniez!
Amy on Monday, 17 March 2008
Count me among your new US fans! I was fortunate enough to stumble onto your show at in NYC Saturday night and had a wonderful time. How delightful to hear such brilliant music combined with such clever, witty, and smutty lyrics. I can't imagine why those uptight losers left so early but I'm glad they did; I nearly wet myself laughing when you chased after them! I'm telling all my friends to come see your show.
Liam on Monday, 17 March 2008
When are you coming back to AUS again? How much do you concerts cost to go to? PS - why do you have to f**kn swear so much
Peter on Monday, 17 March 2008
Tiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmm come to perth again... please please please please please please please =D
HiLLy on Monday, 17 March 2008
Timmy. I love EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING about you and your music. P.S. Love the hair!
Daniel on Sunday, 16 March 2008
Hey Tim, i was wondering if there is sheet music available to 'You Grew On Me'.
Liz P on Saturday, 15 March 2008
So glad you are playing in NY at New World Stages! When we first met you in 2005 in Edinburgh Off Broadway was just a dream. I am coming again tonight..........join me won't you..........as you are indeed so F*&%#+g Rock.
chris on Saturday, 15 March 2008
Saw you show last night in NY had a bushel of laughs. I think you could make it more offensive next time as you do play piano so well. Come to LA sometime again and I'll have my friends come and see your show.
TeJay on Wednesday, 12 March 2008
It's so sad that i didn't realized you before. Yesterday i watched near by every of your videos on Youtube^^ You're great, i love you. Such a legend ;) Hope to see & hear more.. Greetings from Germany, Tim Julien
Linzy on Sunday, 9 March 2008
Teehee. Stephen's post amuses me because I'm currently being taught at Uni by a Stephen Sobol. He's not from London though and his surname's spelt slightly differently so I actually doubt it's him. Besides which, he should be teaching me and my class, not jetting off to see you, as tempting as it may be.
Sam Jons on Sunday, 9 March 2008
Hi, Tim!!! This is wonderful!!!)))
Ryo on Sunday, 9 March 2008
TIMM!!!!!! You MUST come to Melbourne really really soon cos I can wait to see you live...you are AMAZING!!!
Stephen Sobal on Sunday, 9 March 2008
Hello Tim... My girlfriend and I saw your show yesterday in New York, (here from London on Holiday).. It was bloody brilliant. That is all!! Bye
James Murphy on Friday, 7 March 2008
Hi Tim, I'd like to know hwere you live. Do you prefer chocolate chip or double chocolate chip cookies? Oh, and any chance ya fancy taking a trip over to ireland. Do a gig somewhere here, well by somewhere i more meant Dublin. I'll let ya stay in my house, cook ya a fry up or something. Only joking. Well not about the gig part because im not nuts.
Elaine on Friday, 7 March 2008
Hi Tim, a friend and I caught your show at New World Stages last night. You are amazing! Wildly funny & entertaining. Thanks for a great evening and good luck with the rest of the run!
DavidMabus on Friday, 7 March 2008
visit: http://www.centerforinquiry.net/forums/viewthread/3283/P0/ to see how we stopped Randi's Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge Randi/Dawkins Atheist Corp.... bye bye fuckers
Cassie.. on Friday, 7 March 2008
Heelloo,, Mr. Minchin x x >subliminal message>> SYDNEY ALL AGES SIGING AFTERWARDS So How's It Going !? Id Take It Your Doing A Couple OIf Shows In New York HAHAHA :] [peace out rock -n- roll nerd] CASSIE..
Paul M. on Friday, 7 March 2008
Hi Tim, I love your stuff, discovered you not too long ago. I wish I had known about you earlier because you were here in Montreal in 2006. Hope you come back here sometime, I'll be sure not to miss it.
Marina Leeds on Friday, 7 March 2008
Let me know when you'll be in the SF Bay area. Your home page is really great -Heehaw Multimedia did you good! I found you by accident - there are no accidents...Marina
Jessica on Friday, 7 March 2008
Hi Tim, I like your material. Are you ever going to write new stuff though? I live in Australia - where can I find it? Or just find new countries to take the existing material to?
Meagan on Thursday, 6 March 2008
The show was so awesome def my best birthday, and your so great, I was stoked to meet you. Good luck with the rest of the shows and I will most likely bring a larger group next time!
Annie on Wednesday, 5 March 2008
hey hey. just want to say my friend only recently got me in into you and i beleive there was NO life before this! especially love Angry (Feet),its a good one to think about in class :) so come to australia now please because youre pretty damm awsome and even though i suck at grammar, I, and many others can appreciate youre genius live. not on youtube. cause thats just sad.
George B on Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Hola! I came to see the show last night (4th March) at the New World Stages and it was most entertaining! The songs were a delight, and I particularly liked how you worked a few of the audience members into the act - poor young-faced Peter. He certainly didn't look 19! Also, I'm surprised that you've taken all the c*nts out of the show. Or should that be 't***n all of the cunts out of the s**w'? In any case, it was a thorough delight and I heard nothing but praise as I left. Apart from the guy with the massive beard. He didn't seem too pleased. Perhaps he was religious. Or Republican. Who knows. Who cares. I'll DEFINITELY be talking about this on my podcast! Thank you!
Sandee on Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Just read cool new interview with you on playbill.com. Hope the US shows rock! http://www.playbill.com/news/article/115541.html
Meagan on Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Tim! I'm coming to see you at the New World Stages tomorrow, its my 23rd birthday and I cant wait to see the show, I hope to meet you after the show. See you tomorrow night, tootles!
Michael on Tuesday, 4 March 2008
Brilliant work, not perfect and dark side are amazing! your a true legend! just in england none of mates know you, you should do more stuff in england to publicise yourself, like never mind the buzzcocks, you were hilarious on that, you need to do more stuff like that, and im sure soon everyone in enlgnad and britain will know you
Saz on Tuesday, 4 March 2008
ey tim, your a bloody legend! hope i can see you live in syd some day, twood be mad shit. keep up the song writing mate and good luck for the futur
Samantha J on Monday, 3 March 2008
Hey Tim! Just want to send you an email now before you become so famous around the world you will never have time to read emails! I saw "So Live" for the first time last night and I wet my pants three times! You are Brilliant!!!!!! My family and I are now huge fans and will be following everything you do. Hope to see you live one day!!! take care samantha
Emily on Monday, 3 March 2008
Hey Tim, my friend and I met you at the Fringe in Edinburgh in 06, awesome show. You signed his canvas bag which he'll treasure forever! Just wondering if you'll ever get out to snowy Canada? We make good cookies here! And I promise, it's not always snowy. Keep us posted! And keep the good tunes coming.