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Bear Dance

Bears Don’t Dig On Dancing
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Hello homophobic hairy fuckers! This crazy comp is now closed. Ohhhh, sadness. It was so very extremely excellent watching all your videos. I’m quite stunned by how cool you all are… even when you’re wearing ears and dancing like idiots.

Below is a hand-picked selection of the coolest ones. Those of you whose videos we’d like to edit into the final clip will get an email soon!

Oh, and the overall winner… is… at the bottom!


My ace Lebanese fans. Yay.
Outstanding backyard choreography.

Great vid from gals who actually cut off and hollowed out the heads of teddy bears. Sick genius.

This fella needs to lay off the honey.

Genuine lol.

Minimalist from Exeter. Weirder and funnier than Napoleon Dynamite.

I think this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Tap dancing Panda! About frickin time I reckon.

LIZA LIZA LIZA. We love her.

If it was a cuteness comp, this would sweep it.

Bear + crop top + back drop. Ha!

Ohhhhhhhh. So sweet!

Shell’s funky moves seem soporific for canines. Glow-stick bonus!

Ballroom Bears. I wanna hug’em.

Excellent Jazz Ballet in limited lounge space.

I think the mum’s a polar bear and the daughter’s some kind of brown bear. Cuteness.

And the number one coolest dancing bear is…

SMACO!
Oh yeah baby – Kevin Bacon is dead, long live the Smaco. Check the moves on this funky teddy. Damn!

Terms and Conditions

TIM MINCHIN – BEARS DON’T DIG ON DANCING COMPETITION
GAME OF SKILL PROMOTION
TERMS & CONDITIONS


1. Information on how to enter forms part of the terms and conditions of entry to this game of skill promotion. Entry into the promotion is deemed acceptance of these terms and conditions.

2. The Promoter Navel Enterprises ABN 67 117 908 148, PO BOX 2664, FITZROY, VIC , 3065 (The Promoter).

3. The promotion commences at on 12 Midnight Wednesday 18 February 2009 and closes at 5pm Monday 9th March 2009 (“The Promotion Period”).

4. Anyone, anywhere of any age can send a video, however the prize of 2 Tickets to “Ready For This” and the performance opportunity can only be won by a resident of Australia aged 16 years or over. (“Eligible Entrants”).

5. Directors, management, employees, officers and immediate families of the Promoter and its related bodies corporate, employees of associated agencies involved in this promotion are ineligible to enter this promotion.

6. To enter the Tim Minchin – Bears Don’t Dig On Dancing Competition, entrants must upload their video to their myspace page (or whatever site they prefer to post videos on). One entry per person for the Promotion Period. The link to the uploaded video must then me emailed to [email protected] along with the entrants Name, Age, Mobile phone number and town of residence.

7. ALL Eligible Entrants’ entries must have arrived at the offices of the Promoter, on by 5pm Monday 9TH March 2009 All entries will be judged for creativity.

8. The decision of the judges is final and no correspondence will be entered into. This is a game of skill and chance plays no part in determining the winners.

9. The Prize is:

ONE (1) WINNER TO receive TWO (2) tickets and PERFORM ONSTAGE during one song AT A TIM MINCHIN CONCERT Venue , Date and City To Be Confirmed at the sole discretion of the Promoter.

10. The prize does not include transfers to the performance; the winners must make their own way to the venue for the performance at the prescribed time.

11. The maximum retail value of this Prize is $ 78.00 total.

12. The prize is valid to A DATE TO BE DETERMINED AT THE SOLE DISCRETION OF THE PROMOTER and must be taken by the winner as stated and cannot be transferred to another person, exchangeable for other goods and services or redeemed as cash. Any element of the prize which is unused will be forfeited and no compensation will be paid in lieu of that element of the prize. The PRIZE may be subject to additional conditions which will be passed on to the winner at the time of accepting the prize.

13. Except for any liability that cannot be excluded by law, the Promoter (including its officers, employees and agents) excludes all liability (including negligence), for any personal injury; or any loss or damage (including loss of opportunity); whether direct, indirect, special or consequential, arising in any way out of the Promotion, including, but not limited to, where arising out of the following: any theft, unauthorised access or third party interference; or any tax liability incurred by the winner. Prize winners will be expected to sign a release form prior to their performance ensuring they understand and agree to the conditions under which they will perform onstage with Tim Minchin as part of the prize on offer.

14. The Promoter accepts no responsibility for any variation of any aspect of the prize, due to circumstances outside its control. In any such event, an alternative element of the prize will be arranged.

15. The Prize Winners will be notified via their designated email address and mobile phone on Wednesday 11/03/09 and their name announced on MYSPACE URL AND TIM MINCHIN’S WEBSITE. If the winner does not reply to the winner’s message acknowledging receipt of their prize, by 12/03/09 they will forfeit their prize.

16. The Promoter is not responsible for any problem or technical malfunction of any communications network or any late, lost, incorrectly submitted, delayed, ineligible, incomplete, corrupted or misdirected entry whether due to error, transmission interruption or otherwise. The Promoter reserves the right to disqualify any entrant submitting an entry which, in the opinion of the Promoter, includes objectionable content, including but not limited to profanity, nudity, potentially insulting, scandalous, inflammatory or defamatory images or language. The judges’ decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into. Chance plays no part in determining the winner.

17. If for any reason this competition is not capable of running as planned, including infection by computer virus, bugs, tampering, unauthorised intervention, fraud, technical failures or any other causes beyond the control of the Promoter which corrupt or affect the administration security, fairness, integrity or proper conduct of this competition, the Promoter reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual who tampers with the entry process, and to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend the competition. The Promoter assumes no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorised access to, or alteration of, entries. The Promoter is not responsible for any problems or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines, computer online systems, servers or providers, computer equipment, software, failure of any email or entry to be received by the Promoter on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any Website, or any combination thereof, including any injury or damage to participant’s or any other person’s computer related to or resulting from participation or downloading any materials in this competition. CAUTION: ANY ATTEMPT TO DELIBERATELY DAMAGE ANY WEBSITE OR THE INFORMATION ON A WEBSITE, OR TO OTHERWISE UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THIS COMPETITION, MAY BE A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, WHETHER SUCCESSFUL OR NOT, THE PROMOTER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO SEEK DAMAGES TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

18. Entry details become the property of the Promoter. Eligible Entrants consent to the Promoter using their names, State of residence and entry details for promotional and/or marketing purposes. The Winner will agree to participate in reasonable promotional activities as requested by the Promoter, unless otherwise notified to the contrary at the time of acceptance of the Prize.

19. Your entry must not infringe copyrights – so be original and make it up yourself. For example, don’t copy other people’s music, lyrics, arrangements, soundtracks, videos, performance, art, graphics, words, literature, film, photos etc. If your entry includes any infringing material it will be null.