Slightly updated list of places and venues below. Go to the GIGS page for details and links. 
[A note on Inverness: I’m really sorry this date was pulled. Apparently the venue were unable to confirm my booking, so we had to bow out. We’re hoping to put a show on in Edinburgh that night instead. Which will be great, as I’m not going to the festival this year, but a bit sad, cos I really wanted to get further up north. Sigh. ]
Manchester Lowry; Derby Assembly Rooms; Warrington Parr Hall; Swansea Grand; Swindon Wyvern; Cheltenham Town Hall; Cardiff St Davids Hall; Southampton Guildhall; Norwich Theatre Royal; Buxton Opera House; Dublin Vicar Street; Brighton Dome; St Albans Alban Arena; Stoke-on-Trent Victoria Hall; York Grand Opera House; Cambridge Corn Exchange; High Wycombe Swan; Birmingham Town Hall; Coventry Warwick Arts Centre; Bradford St Georges Hall; Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall; Bristol Colston Hall; Reading Hexagon; Newcastle City Hall;  Perth Perth Concert Hall; Dunfermline Alhambra; Edinburgh Usher Hall; Glasgow Pavilion; Aberdeen Music Hall; Bournemouth Pavilion; Belfast Ulster Hall; Sheffield City Hall; Oxford New Theatre; London Hammersmith Apollo; Northampton Royal & Derngate; Nottingham Playhouse; Birmingham Symphony Hall.
            
                    
            
		 
          
			
    	
        
        
           
           
            
MERCHANDISE 
People have been asking about merchandise on this tour. I’m going to be selling the brand new recording of “Ready For This? – Live at the Queen Elizabeth Hall, London”. The album contains the songs from the show I’m touring, but was recorded with a big-arsed band. Yippee. It’s pretty weird and very cool, I think. We’re also doing the “MIT NIHCNIM EVIL 9002” t-shirts that have been pretty popular in the UK and a new “Ready For This?” tour t-shirt, which has my big head on the front, looking all broody and thinner than in real life. And – of course – there’ll be new canvas bags, the “So Live” DVD and my old “Dark Side” and “So Rock” live recordings.
TOUR NEWS 
So, just a couple of weeks til I start my tour of the frickin world. By which I mean Australia and New Zealand. And by New Zealand, I mean Auckland. And by Australia I mean some bits. The shows are selling pretty fast with some already completely sold out, so I reckon you should book, eh. 
Auckland 
Festival Club, Red Square  – Thursday 5 – Saturday 7 March 9.30pm, Sunday 8 March 7.30pm
Click here for info and tickets.  
| Adelaide – BOTH SHOWS SOLD OUT Her Majesty’s Theatre – Friday 13th – Saturday 14th March, 8.00pm
 Click here for info and tickets.
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| Gold Coast Gold Coast Arts Centre – Sunday 15th March, 5.00pm
 Click here for info and tickets.
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| Brisbane – FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT SOLD OUT The Powerhouse – Wednesday 18th – Sunday 22nd March, 9.30pm
 Click here for info and tickets.
 
 Byron Bay
 Bangalow A&I Hall – Saturday 28th – March, 8.00pm
 Click here for info and tickets
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| Wollongong – FRIDAY NIGHT LIMITED SEATS ONLY Illawarra Performing Arts Centre – Thursday 2nd – Friday 3rd April, 8.00pm
 Click here for info and tickets.
Sydney – SATURDAY NIGHT SOLD OUT, SUNDAY LIMITED TICKETS
 The Enmore Theatre – Monday 30th March, Saturday 4th & Sunday 5th April 8.00pm
 Click here for info and tickets.
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| Geelong Performing Arts Centre – Thursday 9th April, 8.00pm
 Click here for info and tickets.
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| Melbourne The Forum Theatre – Tuesday to Sunday, 14th – 26th of April, 7.15pm Tuesday – Saturday, 6.15pm Sundays
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| Perth – SATURDAY NIGHT SOLD OUT, THURSDAY NIGHT LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE Concert Hall – Wednesday 29th –  30th April & Saturday 2nd May, 8.00pm
 
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            EDIT: this was a post in which i replied to an email sent to me by a Homeopath who had found some comments I made in an Australian newspaper disparaging. A justifiable criticism, as I am often disparaging towards alternative medicine in both my act and – if the topic is raised – in interviews. 
I have removed it, as my job is to find funny ways of putting these opinions across, and in posting my response unsatirically I was crossing over into science blogging – a very well-populated sphere.
I am glad I posted it, because it created a conversation, and hopefully even made a few people look a bit further into this particularly insidious form of mumbo-jumbo. 
However, I don’t want to get into a situation where people Google me and find an abrasive essay on alternative medicine. I’d rather they found a stupid song. 
If you are interested in this topic, there are a million places to go. Check out Ben Goldacre’s Bad Science blog. Or go to Quackwatch – an extremely thorough resource. Steve Novella’s Science Based Medicine blog is- like all his work –  wonderful. 
Or for some building blocks type any of the following phrases into Google or Wikipedia:
Causal Fallacy
Confirmation Bias
Falsifiability
Scientific Method
Pseudoscience
… and get in amongst it.
This is the shit that gets me excited. This is my porn.
Is that wrong?
Happy reading. Tim.x
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